Ouderdom ....

Young kid ask his Granddad :"Do you and Grandma still have sex?"

His Grandfather Replied, "Oh yes, We Just Have Oral Sex Now."

"What's Oral Sex?" the Young Fellow Asked.

"Well, " Grandpa Said, "She Goes to Bed in Her Bedroom, and I Go to Bed in My Bedroom. And She Yell, 'Fuck You', and I Holler Back, "Fuck You, Too.' " ....